Where Is The Moon?

This joke making the rounds online cracked me up big time, especially the part about Lai Mohammed. See it below:

The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC
The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court
The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed
The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon
The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose
We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC
Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency
We will blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers
We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram
Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC
We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit
We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-US
Since the sighting of the moon is inconclusive, the APC led government should cancel the holiday and tell everybody to return to work immediately.
- PDP
Moon sighting committee has diverted the money allocated for the proper sighting of moon so EFCC is waiting for petition from general public
-Presidency
The Presidency did not allocate enough money for moon sighting in the budget
-Senate committee on moon sighting
Abeg Moon sighting pages missing in the budget
- Senate
Na wa'a ooo....
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