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Wednesday, 26 October 2016

Witch Crash-Lands In delta State, Says Fuel Finished From His ‘Private Jet’

The man pictured above was discovered yesterday at Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta State. He confessed to newsmen that he was a wizard ‘flying’ from Benin Airport, Edo State, to attend a meeting in the United Kingdom, before watching a football match going on simultaneously in the coven, also in the United Kingdom.

He said: “I was flying in with what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my expensive private jet in the coven realm. “It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can continue my journey to the UK. “I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there is economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria.”

**Hahahahhahahahahhahahaha...like is he seriously for real?**

 

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