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Thursday, 13 October 2016

Woman Batters Husband During Sex Because His Manhood Was Too Big For Her To Handle (Photo)

A 32-year-old man, Mnombo Madyibi, has been battered by his wife over the size of his manhood. According to Daily Sun SA, Mnombo who is called Anaconda by his friends, got the beating of his life because his penis was too huge for his wife to handle.

Mnombo a local soccer player from Bhongweni Village in Mthatha, South Africa got the nickname “Anaconda" after his team mates saw his manhood in the locker room before a match. Trouble started for him during his honeymoon in Coffee Bay, Eastern Cape after his wife complained his huge manhood was destroying her vagina.  Mnombo said:

“All was well and she enjoyed the foreplay, but all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear. My wife said she wanted a 4-5 inside her punani, not an anaconda. When I tried to penetrate her, she bit my ear before squeezing my balls. Before I knew it, she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I had bought her as a gift.”

Mnombo claimed his screams summoned other guests and staff at the B&B where they were staying. “We took different buses back home. I don’t want to lay charges against my new wife. I love her. I think she’s angry because I could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar.” He said he met his wife at church last year and she told him she wanted to abstain from sex until they were married. “I’ve only heard of penis enlargement and not penis shrinking,” said a frustrated Mnombo. Daily Sun repots that, when she was contacted, his wife said Mnombo was telling lies.

“He has a big penis – long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush. I only slapped him on the cheek and never moered him or tried to suffocate him,” she said. The couple has however agreed to get counselling.

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