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Wednesday, 2 November 2016

Student complains about neighbour having loud sex and then gets a hilarious apology note

A student who complained about her next-door neighbours having loud sex has received a hilarious apology letter and a bar of chocolate.

Jenna Levine, a student of Syracuse University, New York, took to Twitter to moan about the noisy moans from a couple in her hall of residence.

The agitated lady decided to send them a polite but firm letter telling them to reduce the volume of their bedroom antics.

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She wrote: “Hello neighbour, please have sex a little more quietly please.

“Some of us are trying to nap and not be reminded how alone I am… feel free to make all the love you want. Just please, make it nasty and at a lower volume. Thank you!”

The lovemaking couple decided to reply Jenna with their own note and sent her a sweet treat to say sorry.

 

The comical letter said: “Dearest neighbours, I’m so so incredibly sorry about that.

“I didn’t realise how loud I was being, and ya know, sometimes having loud sex is low key kinda hot but obviously at your cost, which I apologise so sincerely for.

 

“I’m so so sorry, I hope this hasn’t occurred too often, and thanks so much for the incredible and hilarious card. I will for sure try to make it naked at a significantly lower level.”

“And hey, don’t you worry, you’re not alone forever. The right person will come along when the time comes. I was single for 18 years. Haha.

“Once again, I apologise so sincerely and deeply sorry, Room 338.”

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Jenna posted photographs of both notes and the chocolate onto Twitter using the caption, “college is weird”.

It has since been liked by 110,000 people and retweeted 45,000 times.

 

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